The Bear Stories

90210 DIRT BAGS

thebearstories — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:35:39 +0000

Watched the NEW Beverly Hills 90210 and all those chicks went to a yoga retreat.. at first it seemed lame but then there was a buildup to a scene in a sauna-like wig-wam… or a tee-pee. Think they called it a hot room. Anyways all the chicks were glistening and sweaty wearing skimpy clothes… and sharing their “feelings”. Whatever they should’ve all got into a big fight ripping eachothers clothes off. If anyone out there is good at making models, someone PLEASE MAKE A DIORAMA of this scene… PLEASE!!!!

Someone PLEASE MAKE A DIORAMA of this scene... PLEASE!!! The Bear Stories

NO LUNCH

thebearstories — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:52:33 +0000

Its pathetic when people say they have NO LUNCH at work because NO FOOD at home when they still live at home with their parents… either they’re RETARDED or full of shit to get attention from everyone… BOO-FUCKING-HOO. EAT SHIT you stupid fuck.

Computers Suck

thebearstories — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:11:04 +0000

Fuck man, christ computers are a pain the the asssss, fuck’n gay bullshit facebook and websites and shit… still nothing to check here, turning it off. Later.

Why?

thebearstories — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 21:09:36 +0000

I didn’t tell someone to FUCK OFF when I should’ve, what the hell is wrong with me?!!! A telemarketing company keeps calling me and I just hang up usually. But this time when they called, I was talking to some lady selling me garbage I thought I needed. Anyways she wouldn’t shut up so I told her to call someone she knows… and arrange to have sex with them instead of talking to me. I guess its a nice-guy way of telling someone to FUCK OFF. She’ll probably remember that better than someone yelling FUCK OFF in her ear.

Stairs On Wheels

thebearstories — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:25:16 +0000

I moved this ladder in the warehouse because some delivery truck came in. It’s actually a stairs on wheels kinda thing and I moved it right under a ceiling fan. So the delivery guy seemed all flustered like he was in a rush or something when my boss yelled at him to drop the package at the top of the stairs… but instead of going up the stairwell he went up the stairs on wheels! I guess the stupid idiot really was in a rush ‘cause he didn’t see the ceiling fan!! It smacked him right in the head and he tumbled half way down the stairs before grabbing onto the railing to stop him self from falling all the way. The package nailed the floor though, and my boss’s face turned beat red. He looked pissed off, then pretended that he cared about the delivery dude asking him if he was ok and shit. The poor guy had a huge welt on his forehead but seemed alright and was so embarrassed he was apologizing more than anyone. When he drove away my boss said “What a fucking prick! He broke my walkie-talkies!!!”. If I have to use a walkie-talkie while sweeping up condoms then I quit.

Squirrel Head

thebearstories — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:06:48 +0000

You know I don’t believe in curses myself but some clown at work seems to believe in that bullshit. Today he found a squirrel head on the walkway leading to the front door and thought it was some kind of curse put on the building. Our boss heard about this squirrel head and told us to get rid of it so customers wouldn’t see it.

So we grabbed a carboard box to scoop it up but it flipped inside the box too fast and catapulted back out onto the supersticious guy. He started to religiously cross himself… then ran away screaming. He probably went home because he didn’t come back. Or maybe he went to church to get the priest to take the HEX off him.

Anyways the severed head was gross and had oozing pink guts coming out of it. It looked like a clean cut too, so maybe someone actually did try to curse the place… Never know with all the people who got fired there.

I should be paid more for this kind of work!

thebearstories — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:08:25 +0000

This white car whore is becoming too much. I have to try and write down her license plate and have something done about her. I found more used condoms the other night and right next to them were two pairs of underwear. Men and Women’s underwear. I guess they must have been in a hurry to get out of there. Probably jumped In the car half naked when hearing a police siren go by or something. I should definitely be getting paid a little more for this kind of work. Fat chance of that with the Gestapo I have for a boss.

Camera Phone

thebearstories — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:01:37 +0000

Got my digital camera phone now so don’t fuck with me. Tested how good it works with a picture of evidence left by the whore that fucks behind the building at work at night. After she was done screwing she went behind the dumpster and took a piss. She walked up then squatted leaving some melted snow between her footsteps. Later on a cat came up and sniffed the piss she left behind.. all the evidence is there if you look. Oh and I saw this word someone wrote on a recycling bin… is it cunt? cint? oint? Can’t figure it out.

Who Watches Who

thebearstories — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:43:30 +0000

So they just fired that douche-bag at work with the fancy cell phone.. jesus I still need to pick one of those phones up! He was fired for using the internet too much. Then after he left the boss called a meeting and asked us if we use the internet too much instead of working. The fuckin’ idiot, sure we do!!! I’m not gonna fucking tell him that I surf porn sites at work. And if I jerked off in the washroom at work I wouldn’t tell people that either. I watch all the cameras so I have to spy on everyone now and make sure nobody does anything stupid. If anything goes wrong apparently I get all the blame for it too. Really though if you think about it, “Who watches the Watchmen”? I’ll do whatever the fuck I want and get paid doing it god dammit.

Whorish Activities

thebearstories — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:47:44 +0000

This job is bullshit! When my boss said I’d be doing some garbage detail I didn’t think I’d have to go sweep outside in the parking lot. Fucking gay! I just had to clean up used condoms in the back near the dumpster. Not surprised though, I keep seeing this white car pull around the corner and it always seems to be the same chick but a different guy. I think this must be some kind of new modern whore. She drives around in her car and picks up her johns. Very progressive of her but I wish she’d find another parking lot. I don’t like cleaning up after her and doing all the paper work to report her whorish activities.