I moved this ladder in the warehouse because some delivery truck came in. It’s actually a stairs on wheels kinda thing and I moved it right under a ceiling fan. So the delivery guy seemed all flustered like he was in a rush or something when my boss yelled at him to drop the package at the top of the stairs… but instead of going up the stairwell he went up the stairs on wheels! I guess the stupid idiot really was in a rush ‘cause he didn’t see the ceiling fan!! It smacked him right in the head and he tumbled half way down the stairs before grabbing onto the railing to stop him self from falling all the way. The package nailed the floor though, and my boss’s face turned beat red. He looked pissed off, then pretended that he cared about the delivery dude asking him if he was ok and shit. The poor guy had a huge welt on his forehead but seemed alright and was so embarrassed he was apologizing more than anyone. When he drove away my boss said “What a fucking prick! He broke my walkie-talkies!!!”. If I have to use a walkie-talkie while sweeping up condoms then I quit.
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